Prince to wed Red Rum's mother

So Prince Charles is climbing back into the saddle.
I guess that it is only appropriate then that he is marrying somebody who looks like a horse.

The coverage in Cambodia from BBC world – relayed live from BBC1 was about as sketchy and amateurish as I have ever seen. Although part of this was due to a slightly disorganised palace dribbling the information out.

All the fuss and fervour over ‘what titles’ Camilla will be using. It seems that ‘out of sympathy to public opinion’ the mare-faced old axe will not be given the title HRH the Princess of Wales when she marries the Prince of Wales, instead she will be taking Charles second title and she will be known as HRH Duchess of Cornwall Furthermore, upon Charles ascending to the throne, she will not be queen Camilla, but will be known as The Princess Consort - echoes of Prince Albert there…

And this is all before we get to all the nonsense about a civil service, followed by a church blessing from the dear old arch bish’ Now I do not know Camilla personally, but I get the impression that she is a batty old sack. However She is going to be married to the Prince of Wales and she will be the Wife of the King in due course.
All this obsequious, bowing and kowtowing to the court of public opinion is annoying enough when it is coming out of 10 Downing Street, or the Houses’ but to now have the Royal Family playing the PR game so blatantly it just makes me want to give it all up and burn my English passport.

Would not have happened with the Tudors. A swift ‘Off with his head’ followed by some burnings and destruction - ah, the price of progress.

It just goes to prove in my mind [yet again] that the Country is in fact being run by a bunch of people more concerned with how their new hairdos look than anything else.

At least that snotty little runt Earl Spencer has had the good sense to make a ‘No comment, and I will not be commenting’ comment ?!?!

Still, I give it only a couple of days before that conspiracy nutter Mohamed Al Fayed kicks off about something.