Cambodia Tourist Quiz

Blatantly and flagrantly stolen from Gordon’s website, so check there for the answers, link above and below.
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Cambodia Tourist Quiz

Traveled around Cambodia a bit? What did you really learn? Planning a trip soon? Find out if you've done enough research.

1.) You've taken a motorbike taxi ride a short distance. Reaching your destination you pay the driver 2000 riels for the journey. He stands there holding the money with an incomprehensible grin on his face. What does this mean?
A.) You paid too much.
B.) You paid too little.
C.) He just passed gas.
D.) Any of the above. The grin is incomprehensible to us, too.

2.) How many passengers can you put in the back of a pick-up truck?
A.) That depends on what kind of truck it is.
B.) A carefully determined figure taking into account the stated gross vehicle weight, condition of the vehicle, the age and size of the passengers, and present road conditions.
C.) 12.
D.) One more.

3.) Your guesthouse informs you that your laundry will be ready soon. Soon is how long?
A.) Within the hour.
B.) Tomorrow.
C.) When the girl who does the washing can find the laundry detergent.
D.) Soon is an unquantifiable value.

4.) You are at the border and are told the tourist bus to Siem Reap is leaving now. When is it leaving?
A.) Now.
B.) When it's full.
C.) This afternoon.
D.) Soon.

5.) You flag down a moto, tell him your destination, and ask him if he knows where it is. He says "yes". This means:
A.) He knows where it is.
B.) He knows where you are.
C.) He knows what "yes" means.
D.) He knows how to say "yes".

6.) You're buying a bottle of water from some kid in front of Angkor Wat. She asks for 1000 riels. How much should you bargain?
A.) Haggle to the bone. Bleed her dry.
B.) 500 riels.
C.) 700 riels.
D.) The same amount that you bargained the price of the eight beers you were served by a British bartender in an expatriate/tourist bar the previous night.

7.) You rented a motorbike and have just been stopped by the police. What should you do?
A.) Pay whatever is asked.
B.) Stand around for ten minutes trying to bargain the "fine" down.
C.) Offer sincere apologies for being an inconvenience to the good citizens of Cambodia.
D.) Why on earth did you stop?

8.) Your motodriver tells you that, "You are number one!" What does this mean?
A.) You're his best customer.
B.) You're his first customer.
C.) You're his only customer.
D.) You're a condom.

9.) A beggar shakes his hat in your face, then points to his prosthesis and makes hand motions indicating 'no leg'. What should you do?
A.) Give him $1.
B.) Ignore him.
C.) Buy him dinner.
D.) Point to your head and make hand motions indicating 'no brain'.

10.) You'd like a posting as an election observer. What are the necessary qualifications and responsibilities of the job?
A.) Degree in political science and prior experience observing elections in fledgling democracies.
B.) You come from Florida and helped count votes in the 2000 US election.
C.) Your name is Charles Taylor or Robert Mugabe.
D.) See no evil, hear evil, talk no evil.

For answers check:
http://www.talesofasia.com/cambodia-quiz1.htm