Thursday, December 28, 2006

Dealing with Foreigners


Yes foreigners, they are every-bloody-where here in the sweaty rice bowl that is Cambodia, you can not turn around without banging into some strange alien looking freak.

But worry no more; Lord Playboy has compiled a few hints and tips for Cambodians who come across those strange white folk who seem to be overrunning Phnom Penh.

After all this time, it looks like these foreigners are here to stay. Not necessarily the same foreigners, as some of them seem to just come here and work here for just a few months until they have finished writing some very important report and then they leave so that some more can come and write another very important report about the previous very important report.

So what can Cambodians do to make things easier for these visitors to the country?

Transport

A lot of Foreign Countries do not have motodops, instead they have to congregate at ‘certain places’ and wait for a big car (known as a bus) to come to them. This car will not take them where they want to go, but will just follow a road and only stops in other ‘certain places’. From where they can walk to where they want to go.

This causes foreigners to become confused when they come across such a marvellous transport system as 50 motodops standing out side Raffles as they do not understand. So when they wander off looking for a ‘certain place’ to wait for a bus you should just follow them slowly repeating ‘sir, moto, moto, moto, sir’ every two or three seconds. They might not understand the first few times, so patience and perseverance might be needed.


Smile

It must be a little unnerving for all these pale skinned people being in such a different, exciting, cosmopolitan city as Phnom Penh, so remember to show them how friendly everybody is. When you see one on the street, just go right up to them and grin at that. Show them how observant and interested you are by touching them and poking any bits of them that look different – big stomachs are especially good to poke, prod or even rub.

If you speak a little bit of English, remember to ask them ‘Hello, what your name, where you go, where you come from, sir’

If your English is especially good you will already know that the above should be spoken very fast, almost as one word ‘Hellowhatyournamewhereyougowhereyoucomefromsir’

Remember that saying ‘sir’ is a polite thing to do, especially with the ladies.


Food

After close study it has been determined that most of these foreigners fall into two groups.

A strange breed of sickly looking thin people who never, ever, eat any type of meat – yes, it is true, they not eat meat, I was told that some never even eat fish, but that must have been my friend from California joking with me.

The other group seem able to eat anything, provided that it is cooked in something called ‘Lard’

Both groups do not seem to understand that green unripe mango is much tastier than yellow ripe mango; some do not even eat it with chilli and salt!

Another thing that we have to teach them is that shards of bone in food is very, very, good.

Why one of them even seemed confused about the crushed eggshell sprinkled on the top of his fried rice – how strange they are!

Prahok is not very well known outside of Cambodia, so if you have a whitey dining with you, remember to make sure that he tries it, preferably the strong, raw, version of it; make sure that he dips his barbequed beef deep into the semi-fermented, semi-rotted fishy paste before tasting.

But most of all, remember that as all people with white skin are actually millionaires they will be more than happy to pay for everything and give you money just because they can.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Battambang: The Days After the Vietnamese Left



"Vietnamese soldiers had been slowly trickling back home for years but it wasn’t until the 9th of September in 1989 that the final three divisions left Battambang. To mark this auspicious occasion a leaving ceremony was performed around Battambang’s famous Dambang Statue (at that time looking very worse for wear) and the locals schools were duly emptied to provide an appropriately large and impressive audience."

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I always look forward to a new Chhay Vet article, his simple, matter of fact, anecdotes about the darkest period of Khmer history.

Doubly interesting to me because they are based on Battambang, this is where Heng and her family are from.

Follow the link to read the full article.

http://www.khmer440.com/?p=763#more-763

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Retarded Chimpanzees on Crack™

Retarded Chimpanzees on Crack™

You know that you are having a bad day when before 07:00 in the morning you are chasing a car down on foot with the intention of strangling the driver.

…rewind…

Anyone that has been in Cambodia for longer than thirty seconds is aware of the fact that your average driver here, regardless of age, race, religion or shoe-size, has less motoring skills than a Retarded Chimpanzee on Crack™.

This fact was, quite literally, rammed home yet again this morning.

While sat in my usual Rice-Shack having breakfast a loud *>BANG<* distracted me from the Cambodia (rarely) Daily (almost) looking up I was surprised to see a new Toyota Camry parked in the spot where my bike and two others had previously been parked. This defiance of the Laws of Physics was, of course, achieved by reversing without looking straight into the three bikes parked on the pavement outside the restaurant.

Leaping to my feet, I rushed over just in time to see the teenage girl driving the car accelerate away as fast as she could onto Sisowath Boulevard. I gave up the unequal race after about 50 yards and returned, seething, to the pile of crushed motorbikes.



The two plasticy Suzuki Vivas had suffered quite badly, ping, ping, ping. The Playboy Mean-Machine had not fared a lot better; twisted handlebars, cracked brake-fluid reservoir, dented tank, cracked side-panel, et cetera.

What added to the infuriation was the fact that next door but one to the restaurant, the entire road had been blocked off by a wedding, which of course meant that there were half a dozen police officers milling around parking cars and earning some more ‘tea money’.

However, while all the Camry crash-bang-wallop-flee was going on, they just stood there watching and laughing, like it was an entertaining television program.

Honestly, the police in this country are far worse than the criminals. Hell, if we just put fucking monkeys in blue clothes they could do a better job.



Thursday, November 09, 2006

For You Incoming People...

Hi, for the 20 or so of you who are coming out to visit me later this month, here are some nice photos !

Click on the link to John's website for more.




Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Cambodia: Real men use wing mirrors

Phnom Penh (dpa) - Cambodian authorities in the capital have issued a decree warning the city's half million-plus motorcyclists that they must use lights and wing mirrors in an effort to curb Phnom Penh's growing road toll.

In a copy of the proclamation obtained from Phnom Penh City Hall Monday, authorities have told the city's infamously anarchic motorists that they have until the end of the month to comply of face unspecified means of "correction."

Cambodia has virtually no manufacturing base, meaning all vehicles are imported, and mirrors were long since abandoned by most motorcyclists as they are difficult to transport from overseas and once fitted make squeezing through small spaces in traffic more difficult.

Mirrors are sold separately as accessories, and traffic police monitoring roads around the capital's bustling Daem Kor Market Monday said the concept may be difficult to reintroduce without hefty fines to back it up, because mirrors are often seen as something that real men don't use.

"Most drivers with mirrors are women. Women use them to touch up make-up," one skeptical officer, whose own private bike does not sport mirrors, said.

Working lights at the front and back of the motorbike as well as indicators would also be enforced as part of the new initiative, according to the City Hall proclamation.

Lights are often the first things pawned by cash-strapped drivers of newer-model motorbikes, feeding the capital's thriving spare parts market.

As the city's roads have improved allowing Phnom Penh residents to drive at greater speeds, there are more vehicles driven by the growing middle class and road safety precautions have not kept pace.

As of Monday afternoon, the price of the hitherto unwanted wing mirrors began to skyrocket from less than two dollars apiece to as high as five dollars, as vendors prepared for a rush buying spree by compliant drivers, according to one motorist.

However on the roads, there was little sign that the decree was yet being taken seriously as almost no mirrors were in evidence on the motorbikes weaving through Phnom Penh's chaotic traffic.

http://www.bangkokpost.com/breaking_news/breakingnews.php?id=113741

Thursday, October 12, 2006

New Cambodian Move - Coming Soon...

Lord Playboy Int. proudly presents a ‘Keeping the Khmer-in-Law Happy’ production.

The second movie funded by the Lord Playboy International Trust for ‘poverty reduction through commercial enterprise’ will be on screens in Siam Reap and Phnom Penh within the month.

Vishna strai kr’mao” is a feel good movie, rags to riches tale of good luck, good sense and good looking girls. A romantic comedy Khmer story that seems to have a bit of a Cinderella theme.

Screening Dates will be posted as soon as they are confirmed.

The trailer can be viewed here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52V0_hHCa3A

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Some more quick snaps from the movie set

It is a non stop day shooting a scene from Heng and Heng's mums new movie in my house.

Lights, Camera, Action !



Some of the cast relaxing beteen takes
(That is my coffee table by the way!)

more Random Movie shoot shots

Some Girlie Wrestling



Peace out from the kids

Random Photos from new movie shoot

moy, pii, bai, ACTION !



The boss is out, so the staff are dancing on the .. err, sofa ?

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Why your Movable Type blog must die

Why your Movable Type blog must die
By James A C Joyce in Internet
Tue Feb 03, 2004 at 02:22:25 AM EST

In the past, blogging was an interesting pastime. Now, with the advent of the ridiculously popular weblog packages, the Web is in risk of drowning under a tidal wave of morons who throttle search engines with writing that has no purpose and such PageRank-destroying features as "TrackBack".



You are all pretentious twats

Every last one of you. You're all latte-sipping, iMac-using, suburban-living tertiary-industry-working WASPs or cartoonists who offer absolutely no new insights on anything whatsoever apart from maybe one specialist field if we're lucky. Most of you think that you're writing original content and that you're making a contribution by licensing your spewings under Creative Commons "Some Rights Reserved" licences, just because it's the hip thing to do. You think you know all there is to say about blogging because you understand the concept of HTML and CSS, but the horrible truth is that 40% of you are all using the same shitty default layout. Then you take pictures of yourselves looking pensive or making vague allusions to mythology.

You make up irritating jargon for the sake of it

The word 'weblog' is acceptable. 'Blog' is just about tolerable. The following are simply galling:

  • Blogosphere
  • Travelblog
  • Blogroll
  • Moblog
  • Blogstream

The puns just make them worse.

You are fucking stupid

The idiocy of bloggers is most evident when they become emotional about a topic. When this occurs, they tend to make all kinds of massive, grating rhetorical faux pas such as false analogies. For instance, one fatuous journaller made the following claim after being crapflooded and having lots of search requests made on her blog:

Even the most asinine of hackers would not be in the least bit surprised to find themselves pressed with charges were they to enter a cement-and-mortar library and begin wantonly destroying books, ripping out their pages, defacing their covers, rendering them unusable by anyone else. Yet that is precisely what they are doing when they attack weblogs and sites containing original, creative content.

Congratulations, you dumb bint. You've just equated the useless babblings of millions of ostentatious retards around the world to a valuable free source of information available to all. Crapflooding is nothing like ripping up most of the books in a library. It's more likely scribbling on several thousands of pieces of paper and then stuffing them all into the "Comments and Suggestions" box hung up on the wall. This will hardly interfere at all with the experience of other library (blog) users. So shut the fuck up before you make a fool of yourself again by making nonsensical comparisons.

You are all sheep

Whenever you discuss a subject about which you all fake your knowledge, such as "metablogging", the lot of you tend to throw out random and completely false opinions and then temperately argue each other down to a single, unified viewpoint. Which is completely wrong.

Your blog is fucking up Google

This is what makes your blogs worse than useless. Previously, they were merely bundles of listless rambling scattered around the Web. Now their effects are positively toxic, choking search engines as they grow continuously and invasively.

If you try to search Google on any kind of nonmainstream topic which has been discussed amongst yourselves, it's entirely possible that all of the top search results are from a few well-connected bloggers who have blabbed about a subject and then been TrackBacked over and over again by hundreds of other people. TrackBack and "other related blog entries" are hypertextual viruses for fucking up Google, I swear. PageRank was not designed for this sort of linking where each in a series of a thousand pages links to all of the other 999 pages.


Full Article:
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2004/2/2/171117/8823

Monday, September 04, 2006

Steve Goodman – attention whore

Follow Up plug for Steve - new links to his websites on the right ---->>


But really it is just an excuse to post the funny picture...

(yes, I am that shallow)

Original Khmer Rouge Trial 1978


PHNOM PENH, Cambodia -- Shortly after Vietnamese tanks rumbled across Cambodia's border in late 1978 the Khmer Rouge elite fled the capital and a new regime first attempted what the United Nations is poised to try again more than a quarter of a century later -- account for the grisly deaths of up to two million people.

Pol Pot and perhaps his closest friend from their university days in France, Ieng Sary, were long ago sentenced to death in absentia for genocide, in a trial widely regarded as a legal farce. It was so badly handled and wrapped-up in Cold War politics that it escaped the attention of the outside world and for only a handful of people it remains a distant and inconvenient memory.

In the wake of the Vietnam War, the West and Washington in particular preferred to recognize Pol Pot as head of state, and despite the atrocities committed by the hard line cadre that surrounded Brother Number One, Hanoi's occupation of Cambodia was deemed illegal and their Soviet-backed effort to deliver justice for the dead was damned as a rigged show trial.

Twenty-seven years later, however, that two-day tribunal is on the verge of re-emerging onto the final stage of the Khmer Rouge era with legal ramifications that prosecutors would like the defense to forget, but with evidence so compelling and gut-wrenching that lawyers and the West can no longer ignore it.

The original trial began on Aug.15, 1979, with testimonies from 54 people.

Hundreds in the audience wept openly as Sim Phia told the court: "Hidden from behind a coconut tree, I saw the soldiers take nine children from 10 to 13 years of age out of trucks.

"The children's arms were tied. The soldiers pulled them up to the bridge over the pool. No matter how much they cried or shouted for help, they were thrown in as prey for the crocodiles."

Vang Pheap, a guard at the notorious S-21 torture and execution camp delivered unfettered insights into how 16,000 people would meet their ultimate fate. Pits were dug ahead of time and the prisoners were struck with an iron bar: "After that, Pol Pot's men cut the victims' throats or ripped their bellies to pluck the liver."

Denise Alfonso, a former secretary at the French embassy, witnessed cannibalism.

"The condemned man was tied to a tree, his chest bare and a blindfold over his eyes. Ta Sok the executioner, using a large knife, made a long cut in the stomach of the poor man."

Ms Alfonoso then testified the man screamed like a wild beast: "His insides were all laid bare, and Ta Sok cut out the liver and cooked it on a little stove. . . . They divided the liver among them and ate it hungrily."

Mass killings were well documented and Bun Sath, a political officer, told the court of the steady precision required to carry out the leadership's commands. Evenings were preferred because the streets were deserted. The prisoners were bound in pairs and bashed on the napes of their necks.

Up to 300 were killed in a session: "We began at 6pm and continued until 9pm or 10pm," the court heard.

Evidence of genocide committed against ethnic Muslim Chams, Vietnamese, Chinese and intellectuals was overwhelming, and on Aug. 19 Pol Pot and Ieng Sary were sentenced to death in absentia while they were holed-up in the jungles of the remote countryside.

While the testimony was honest, the tribunal was not.

Hope Stevens, an African American, landed the job of defending Pol Pot and Ieng Sarry. Because of her own background, she described herself as an expert on "genocide, murder, rape, torture, mutilation, lynching and deprivation of human rights."

She then labeled her own clients as "criminally insane monsters."

Few would take the verdict seriously, including the Khmer Rouge, which would continue to wage its wars for another two decades. But that changed in 1996 when serious efforts were finally made to end the conflict and Ieng Sary, along with the troops he personally commanded, defected.

His defection was assured only after negotiating a pardon of the verdict from then-king Norodom Sihanouk. Thus from a legal standpoint the 1979 tribunal was legitimized, posing serious questions for the current trial, which is expected to get underway in earnest by early next year, and whether or not Ieng Sary can be tried for genocide.

In his own mind, Ieng Sary believed he had immunity from any future prosecution. However, advisors to the trial will argue that while a royal pardon may exempt Ieng Sary from being put in the dock again on charges of genocide, the ageing former foreign minister and Khmer Rouge power broker could still be charged with murder or crimes against humanity.

Pol Pot, like many others in his circle who may have faced justice, has since died. Of those who remain, Ieng Sary's wife Ieng Tirith, Brother Number Two Nuon Chea and former prime minister Khieu Samphan are chief candidates for prosecution at the tribunal.

If justice is to be delivered, a fair trial of Ieng Sary is crucial, but this will only become possible once the legalities of the long forgotten 1979 tribunal have been dealt with.

And this time around it will be those same original detractors -- the United States, Australia, France and Japan -- who as chief backers of the current tribunal will be forced to pay attention.

Luke Hunt is a Hong Kong-based journalist who has covered Cambodia for many years. He was the Phnom Penh bureau chief for Agence France-Presse from 2001 to 2004

Cambodia passes adultery law


PHNOM PENH (Reuters) - Cambodia's parliament passed a law Friday which could send adulterers to jail for up to a year.

The vote prompted a walkout by opposition lawmakers who said the law carried echoes of the Khmer Rouge and the Taliban in a country which should be tackling poverty and corruption instead of legislating about morality.

But the government argued the law would help reduce pervasive corruption by removing the temptation for officials to steal from state coffers to maintain mistresses as well as halting what it called a decline in morality.

"This law is also aimed at reducing corruption, because when government officials have more women, they seek more financial sources to support their girls," National Assembly Chairman Heng Samrin said.

Sam Rainsy, chief of his eponymous opposition party, was not impressed.

"The government wants to distract the public from the important issues of poverty and the culture of impunity," he said of a country where 35 percent of the 14 million population live on less than $1 a day and the powerful rarely face justice.

Many married Cambodian men keep mistresses if they can afford them and the government argued that making adultery a criminal offence would help shore up the family.

Some wives resent the unfaithfulness of their husbands to the point of violence.

In the last 7 years, at least 108 cases were reported of women being attacked by acid, some left horrendously scarred, usually by an outraged wife, the Licadho human rights group says

Few such cases made it to court, most being settled by compensation.

The opposition argued that a law on adultery smacked too much of rigidly authoritarian regimes like the Khmer Rouge and the Taliban for a country still recovering from the Pol Pot years in which 1.7 million people were killed or died of overwork and starvation.

"There are only a couple of countries in the world which prosecuted personal immorality based on their sacred texts such as the ousted Taliban regime," opposition MP Eng Chhay Eang said in the debate.

"They forced people to follow their tradition which cannot be accepted. So did Pol Pot's regime. They murdered people who had love affairs," he added.

© Reuters 2006. All Rights Reserved.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Plug for Steve's Blogs


New Cambodia links on the right, just for Mythical Steve – as is the photo below

Yes, he is nearly as shameless an attention whore as I am !


Thursday, August 31, 2006

Will Sihanouk testify in Khmer Rouge trial?

Ta Mok, a name so familiar to a generation of Cambodians, died in Phnom Penh in the early hours of Friday, July 21, 2006. In detention since his capture in 1999, the much feared, one-legged Khmer Rouge military commander died in a military hospital of complications resulting from a long history of high blood pressure, respiratory illness, cardio-vascular problems and tuberculosis.

While there were those who mourned his death, there were arguably legions who were both truly disappointed and deeply frustrated that Ta Mok had taken along with him, to the hereafter, many dark secrets of the 3 years, 8 months and 20 days of the dreaded Khmer Rouge (KR) regime.

His untimely but not unexpected death is without doubt a great loss to the forthcoming Khmer Rouge Tribunal (KRT). He could surely have shed at least some light as to why the KR did what they did to their own people and what unfortunate alignment of the planets motivated their frenzied attempt to reinvent Cambodia and why that dreaded exercise went so dreadfully wrong.

Ta Mok is not the only one to have cheated the KRT of its very limited number of primary sources. The man accused of being most responsible for the crimes, Pol Pot, Brother No 1, died unceremoniously in suspicious circumstances on 15 April 1998 - at a time when Ta Mok had wrested control of the KR from him.

The loss now of such a critical witness like Ta Mok should sound the clarion call to both the UN and the Cambodian Government that the KRT should not be delayed any longer and that every resource ought to be marshalled to accelerate the tribunal process.

Apart from possible deaths of the remaining ageing KR leaders, there is also residual fear in certain circles that some, if not most of them, who live and move freely in Cambodia, may quietly disappear from the country before the trial proper begins early next year. This is not an unlikely event.

Media reports last month, for example, that former head of state Khieu Samphan "had packed up his pickup truck in the middle of the night and left town", quickly gained currency and raised anxiety among those who continue to harbour doubts about the KRT.

A subsequent explanation that Khieu Samphan was merely transporting a bed to his son's house killed further international media interest of the incident but failed to assuage the doubts of the cynics.

Viewed in this context of diminishing primary witnesses, the July 15 offer of former King Norodom Sihanouk, now referred to as Father King, to testify at the KRT tribunal, makes fascinating reading and is truly intriguing.

He declared on his website that he did not lack the courage to appear before the KRT and again pointedly reminded everyone, "My family, my wife's family and many people who supported Norodom Sihanouk were tortured and killed by Khmer Rouge Pol Pot."

Will Sihanouk testify? It would be difficult for Sihanouk not to steal the limelight should he appear at the KRT. Even his worst detractors will grudgingly admit that Sihanouk is an extremely astute politician who has been intimately involved with developments in his country for the last half a century. He is both enigmatic and extraordinary. He also knows how to capture attention.

An important point to note here is the firm belief in some quarters that Sihanouk is very serious and that his was not a frivolous offer. Sihanouk is a man of history and as he looks back at his colourful and eventful life, he may perhaps pause to admit that one of the most universally misunderstood and most trying periods of his life was the period of the KR when he, Queen Mother Norodom Monineath and present King Norodom Sihamoni ended up as virtual prisoners in the palace.

It is entirely possible, or so the belief goes, that Sihanouk, in his sunset years, will view the KRT, despite his previous criticism of it, as possibly one of the very few remaining vehicles to put across his side of the story of the period for future generations of Cambodians and for the international community.

There is a view that as he is no more King and since constraints are fewer, he will be more forthright at the KRT. This is not being fair to Sihanouk. His track record here is clear. Even when he was King and there were numerous constraints, he never lacked in forthrightness.

On the contrary, what has always been uppermost in the minds of those who knew him, both friends and detractors alike, was that no one was ever too sure what Sihanouk would say. Even some of those who genuinely admire him admit that Sihanouk is indeed unpredictable and fearless - undoubtedly a potent combination.

Others have described him differently. The highly respected political commentator Milton Osborne titled his book on Sihanouk, Prince of Darkness, Prince of Light.

In a review of the book, the equally respected Martin Stuart-Fox disagreed with that reference. He gently chided, "The title is an extravagant one. Sihanouk is neither a Prince of Darkness nor a Prince of Light. Such cosmological/eschatological overtones as these titles convey should not cloud our judgment. What Milton Osborne actually presents us with in this thoughtful and revealing book is a leader whose flaws of character contributed in no small measure to his country's tragic history."

There will be those who will disagree with that observation about Sihanouk but will wholeheartedly accept that the real tragedy of Cambodia was the Khmer Rouge.

Given this, although Sihanouk is not required to appear before the KRT, and ultimately may not, there is no denying that should he do so, his contributions would be invaluable.

There is equally no denying that should he appear, there could well be understandable anxiety among some individuals and within some capitals.

http://www.onlineopinion.com.au/view.asp?article=4831

Ah Ha !

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Words of Poverty

Those of us who live and work outside the increasing nanny state safety net that are the western countries do so at our own risk, life can be rough and tough out here in the third world.

In the where ? The where, what did you say ?? Stage-cue: much foaming and frothing at the mouth from those 4x4 driving ladies whot lunch…

Oops, there I go again, thoughtlessly and cruelly, choosing my own words; a crime that will one day bring the sandal-wearing NGO thought police crashing through my mosquito screen door for that 6AM visit; armed to the teeth with vegan sausages and lentil-breath.

The expression third world country usually means an underdeveloped one. What would first world and second world countries be, and how did the designations come about?

These expressions were born in the Cold War era. Because of their numbering, it would be reasonable to assume that they were coined in that order, or at least all at once.

However, third world came first, and the other two phrases, designators, were actually created later.

Third world was coined in French (le tiers monde) by the population expert Alfred Sauvy, to refer to those poorer countries, especially in Latin America, Africa and Asia, which were aligned with neither the communist nor the capitalist blocs.

It originally appeared in an article in L’Observateur on 14 August 1952: “Ce Tiers-Monde, ignoré, exploité, méprisé comme le Tiers-État” (“That Third World, ignored, exploited, scorned, like the Third Estate).

He created it with reference to a famous pamphlet by the Abbé Sieyès in January 1789 about the Third Estate, le Tiers-État, one of the classes in the Estates-General, a pamphlet that was influential in the lead-up to the French Revolution later that year. The Third Estate was the commons or the ordinary people, the First Estate being the clergy and the Second Estate the nobility (the English term Fourth Estate, the press, came from this classification by analogy some decades later).

Third world was taken up in translation by economists and politicians in Britain and the United States in the early 1960s. By analogy, first world and second world were later coined from it in English, being recorded respectively in print in 1967 and 1974.

The former was a collective term for the developed countries that were based on a capitalist model of high-income market economies, of which the UK, Europe and even the USA are principal examples. This was contrasted with the second world, the relatively high-income Communist countries or those with centrally planned economies in which the government owned the means of production; here obviously the USSR was the prime example.

Neither term was as widely used as third world; both have lost popularity since the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 except in historical contexts, though the phrase first world countries for the industrialised nations is still in fairly common usage.

As most third-world countries were poor or relatively undeveloped, the term has since shifted in sense somewhat to refer especially to countries with those characteristics, though the formal term for them has progressively became euphemised by the terminally politically correct to developing countries and later on to less economically developed countries.

More recently however, the Ãœber politically correct inform me that they have changed the terminology again, we are supposed to now refer to such countries collectively as The South’ the south? The south of what?? The Southern hemisphere??? Bet that will impress Japan, Australia and New Zealand

Honestly, it is enough to make a gecko laugh.

Nice to see the millions of dollars of tax funded foreign aid are being well spent on rewording words and are not being squandered on such trivial items as feeding the hungry. Nice to see the root causes of poverty being examined and understood; with action being taken to combat them. Nice to see those that drive 4x4 Toyota Landcruisers are earning their nice fat salaries.

Friday, July 28, 2006

bogol: daamn cops!

bogol: daamn cops!

This guy thinks that he has problems, he should try dealing with the Cambodian Traffic Police ?!?!

Friday, July 21, 2006

Ta Mok 'The Butcher' is Dead


Khmer Rouge 'butcher' dies at 80

A former army chief of the Khmer Rouge who was accused of genocide has died at the age of 80 in Cambodia.

Ta Mok, nicknamed "The Butcher", was linked to atrocities dating to the leadership of Pol Pot in the 1970s.

Some 2 million people died under the brutal Khmer Rouge regime - of starvation, disease or execution.

Ta Mok was expected to be one of the first people tried for genocide and crimes against humanity at UN-backed hearings due to start next year.

"Ta Mok passed away this morning," military doctor Tuoth Nara told Reuters news agency.

"He was an old man and died of natural causes, given his poor health and respiratory problems."

One of only two surviving Khmer Rouge commanders in detention, Ta Mok had been unwell since last month and slipped into a coma last week.

Evading trial

Of all the Khmer Rouge leaders Ta Mok was regarded by many as the most brutal, the BBC's Guy Delauney reports from Phnom Penh.

He played a key role in a series of massacres and purges, which started even before the Khmer Rouge took power.

Ta Mok was in charge of the forces which destroyed the former royal capital Oudong in 1974, expelling civilians and killing officials and government soldiers.

Later he instigated purges as the Khmer Rouge went to war with itself.

He eventually became the overall leader of the organisation in 1997 but he was captured two years later and spent the rest of his life in jail.

Ta Mok's death leaves a Khmer Rouge prison boss, Kaing Khek Iev, more commonly known as Duch, as the group's only surviving leader in detention.

Pol Pot died in his jungle hide-out in April 1998 from an apparent heart attack.

Many Cambodians fear they will never get a chance to see justice, because ageing Khmer Rouge defendants are dying before they face trial.





Monday, July 10, 2006

Khmer Rouge cadre trial will not be fair, says lawyer


I am still in two minds about all this. I mean, justice is good, but US$56 Million to bring 3 or 4 people to justice just seems absurd / bizarre / ludicrous …

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Reuters

PHNOM PENH — A lawyer defending one of Pol Pot’s surviving henchman said yesterday his client could not get a fair trial because nearly all Cambodian judges on the Khmer Rouge tribunal had lost relatives in the genocide.

Kar Savuth, lawyer for the notorious prison commander Duch, said he would boycott the trials of surviving Khmer Rouge leaders accused of responsibility for the deaths of 1,7-million people.

“How do you expect Cambodian judges, whose relatives died under the Khmer Rouge, to pass fair judgment on my client?” he said.

“Of course they will give my client severe punishment, so I will boycott the trial.”

Almost every Cambodian family lost relatives under the 1975-79 Khmer Rouge regime and none of its top leaders, some of whom are still alive, has faced trial.

Pol Pot, “Brother Number One”, died in 1998, nearly a decade after a Vietnamese invasion ousted the regime.

“Brother Number Two” Nuon Chea, former head of state Khieu Samphan, and former foreign minister Ieng Sary are living in the northwest near the Thai border.

On Monday, 17 Cambodian and 10 foreign legal experts were appointed to the tribunal and they promised to be impartial. Tribunal spokesman Reach Sambath said the Cambodian judges “will use the law to judge the Khmer Rouge, not their emotions”.

The trials could begin early next year. Only two top cadres are in custody, accused of war crimes, genocide and crimes against humanity.

Duch ran the Tuol Sleng interrogation centre where few prisoners survived after the Khmer Rouge took power following a civil war. The other detained cadre is Khmer Rouge military chief Ta Mok.

Ta Mok’s lawyer, Benson Samay, said he was more worried about getting the trials under way than the potential bias against his client.

“Don’t wait for the Khmer Rouge to die before they get the chance to tell the court what happened,” he said.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Hobbies of my new Khmer neighbours


Hobbies of my new Khmer neighbours

- according to my ears in the early hours…

o Khmer language Karaoke

o Strangling chickens

o Khmer language Karaoke

o Shouting at their children

o Khmer language Karaoke

o Picking up motos, and then dropping them

o Khmer language Karaoke

o Spitting from the back of the throat

o Khmer language Karaoke

o Holding a different wedding / funeral every weekend

o Khmer language Karaoke

o Cackling like drunken crones

o Khmer language Karaoke

o Beating their children

o Khmer language Karaoke

o Sharpening a thousand dull knives on a house brick

o Khmer language Karaoke

o Et cetera

Orthophoto of Phnom Penh

This is an orthophoto image of Phnom Penh, (an older image, but also free)

The best orthophoto of Phnom Penh we have here at work, very expensive to produce (ours is colour as well) but am thinking about making sections of it into posters for tourests to buy. mmm

Am off to Singapore on Friday for a week, a conference on satellite imagery.

Satellite Imagery of Cambodia

This is a satellite image of Phnom Penh, not the clearest one around, not by a long way, but this is the only free one that I could find !

Am off to Singapore on Friday for a week, a conference on satellite imagery.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Cambodian Bar Etiquette


Cambodian Bar Etiquette

Go into your chosen establishment and sit at your preferred table, sofa, bar, whatever.

Within 3 seconds between 1 and 3 highly attractive barmaids/waitresses will appear at your side carrying drinks lists, menus, cocktail lists, whatever. The usual ration is one barmaid per male customer.

They wait at your side while you peruse said list.

You place your order - som beer lao kompong moie - a can of Beer Lao please’

Less than 10 seconds later your barmaid/waitress reappears with a near frozen can of Beer Lao and a frozen glass (roughly a half pint glass with a handle)

She will think pick a tissue out of the wooden tissue box on the table in front of you, wipe the condensation from the top of the can, open the can, then pour the contents into the glass for you.

Options vary at this point in the proceedings.

Option 1 – if you are with your girlfriend/wife/significant other – the barmaid/waitress will return to her post

Option 2 – if you are alone, or in solely male company, then the barmaid/waitress will sit at your table/bar/sofa and make polite conversation and small talk with you ‘hello, what your name, where you come from, what you do, you have wife/girlfriend, you have children, your parents dead or alive, ???’

During this she will sit there and top up your glass after each and every sip that you take from it, top up the free bowl of peanuts, clean up condensation and spillage from the table, et cetera.

When you reach the last inch or so of beer in your glass she will ask ‘you like one more?’ at which point the above ritual is then repeated, and repeated, and repeated… well you get the idea.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Ko Ko Ro Japanese Restaurant

Ko Ko Ro Japanese Restaurant
Sushi, Sashimi, Teriyaki, Sake, all the usual eats and treats Japan.

18 Sihanouk Boulevard, Phnom Penh.
(Southside of the road, East of Norodom Boulevard, West of Sothearos Boulevard)
11:00 to 14:00; 17:30 to 21:00
Ph: 012 601 095 E: yano_toshiyuki@hotmail.com

After rather too many beers at DV8, followed by a fair number of happy hour ‘buy-one-get-one-free’ Bombay Sapphires and tonic at Bar 104, the intrepid group of Khmer440 gastronomes decided that the only food that would slake our rising hunger was raw fish – possibly a craving for mercury was the root cause of our desire?

After a brief conversation it became apparent that none of us knew much about the Japanese restaurants in Phnom Penh, or even Japanese cuisine in general, other than the facts it often involves raw fish and is usually expensive.
When one member of our group suggested a cheaper, not so flashy, Japanese restaurant that we had not been to before, the decision was made for us, hence our arrival at Ko Ko Ro on an otherwise ordinary Thursday evening.

Kokoro in Japanese means feelings, or heart, or the heart of things. It is also the title of Natsume Soseki’s 1914, three part novel about guilt, ego and isolation, with a hint of betrayal and love served on the side, like wasabi to sashimi, only the novel ends with suicide not the bill and a tip. The book deals with the ending of Japans traditional ways and its modernisation, it does this by exploring a friendship between a young man and an older friend – referred to as sensei, or teacher.

I am not sure if an English language version of the book is available in Cambodia, I think I will see if I can find one, it has been a long time since I read it and I recall enjoying it.

Arriving at the Ko Ko Ro restaurant we found parking easy on Sihanouk Boulevard, once inside the décor reminded me of a small English transport café. Photos of the dishes on the walls, piles of magazines and papers scattered around, cheap tables and chairs, peeling paint work, in short, a place past its prime but just about holding itself together.

The owner and chef Toshi (heeeey, just call me Tony!) is quite a character, with his quick, chatty, English and bright red hair. After the meal he sat himself down at the table and regaled us merrily with the tale of his drunken driving charge while living in America – which resulted in a 6 month driving ban.

As well as him saying how much happier he was in Cambodia where everything was much more relaxed. In fact, the only point during the evening when he did not seem totally relaxed was when he started talking about the other Japanese restaurants in town that serve sushi, ‘they know nothing, they have never studied sushi, they do not import fish from Japan, most of them have Khmer sushi chefs who were trained by other Khmers who might have learnt from someone else, who learnt from a Japanese chef. He claims that he is the only Itamae, skilled sushi chef, in Cambodia. grr, grr, grr.

- okay, the growl I added at the end of that, but you get the picture.

He added that he does not spend lots of money on decorating the restaurant, or fancy tables and chairs, or even advertising, so that he can keep his prices low. While the prices might still seem high when compared to a $1 plate of fried rice in a Khmer pavement café, they are considerably cheaper than the other Japanese restaurants in Phnom Penh.


Mixed sushi plate US$7
A beginners (or slightly drunk lazy git) easy choice.
A collection of assorted rolls, maki, and several hand formed clumps of rice topped with different raw fish, nigiri, as well as a single egg nigirizushi. A small bowl of miso soup was served as well.



Mixed sashimi plate US$7
Another beginners (or slightly drunk lazy git) easy delight.
Tuna, salmon and prawn in this mixed set along with the rice and miso soup. A small dish of pickled cucumber and radish slices,

Tuna maki-zushi US$3 - two plates, the first was so good
Little barrel rolls rice containing raw tuna at the centre, all tied together with a seaweed, nori, bow. A tiny dip in the soy sauce – laced with wasabi – and mmm, down they go.


Deep Fried Tofu in barbeque sauce US$2:50
I know, I know, all I can say is that I did not order this, our token vegetarian did. Apparently it tasted very nice. Even if it did look like a pile of gooey custard in a brown slop, euk, where was the flesh of dead animals.


Teriyaki chicken US$3 or US$5
I was slightly disappointed to see that we were in fact served tempura chicken not teriyaki chicken, although I am not sure if the mix up was; a problem with the menu, the Khmer waitress not understanding, or the fact that I was probably slurring the mixture of English, Khmer and Japanese I was using with the menu…

The tempura chicken however was remarkably good, bite size pieces of chicken breast coating in this traditional light and fluffy batter. It also came with a small dipping bowl of what seemed to be barbeque sauce (not teriyaki sauce as I first suspected that it might be). It was also the only dish that Heng would even taste, she point blank refused to even taste ‘fish that not yet has been cooked’. Her considered opinion of the tempura chicken? ‘okay, but I cook it better’ was her verdict; and who am I to disagree with a chef with such an international range as her.


Cans of Asahi US$1:25
>hic<
just while we were perusing the menu, and then it was on to the sake. Thankfully all the changes at the brewery this year have not impacted on the flavour of Asahi; it is always cause for concern when a business gets a new CEO and a new COO in the same month, who knows what changes they could come up with to make the product cheaper.

Several bottle of hot sake US$7
Served correctly in a tokkuri flask with shallow choko cups, this was a very, very, pleasant change from our day to day routine of cold beer and gins with tonic. The only thing that was incorrect was our ordering it in the first place, as traditionally sake is not drunk with sushi – although it may be drunk with sashimi. The belief being that one should not drink rice while eating rice, or some such inscrutable stuff.
This was only futsuu-shu – or normal sake – not tokutei meishoshu – designated special sake. But after a long abstinence of any sake it was welcome all the same.

Accoutrements
Shoyu, dark Japanese soy sauce, a healthy amount of wasabi, small dishes of pickled vegetable, et cetera.

In fact, I think it was the thought of wasabi that swung me in the decision to dine Japanese this particular evening. That pungent and spicy green spice seemed to be calling me after a long week of mild Khmer dishes.

As is the norm for the majority of Japanese restaurants around the world, it was not true Wasabia japonicat, a member of the cabbage family which is grown in the shady mountainsides along the river valleys of Japan, such as the Izu peninsula, the cost of which is prohibitively high for all but the most expensive of restaurants to use, this wasabi was the usual imitation wasabi made from European horseradish, mustard and spirulina.

Besides the expense of real wasabi, it also loses it flavour as the fresh root dries out, which makes it difficult to serve properly.

Still, regardless of weather it was; real wasabi grated fresh from the root using an oroshigane, cultivated wasabi served from a toothpaste style tube, or imitation powdered wasabi, it was good. It was spicy and cleansing, stimulating the sinus cavity with its vapours – as opposed to chilli peppers which stimulate the tongues taste buds.

Even if we did commit another sushi faux par by adding it to our soy sauce, rather than to the fish direct, this is the usual custom in Japan.

Azuki US$2
For dessert we had this popular Japanese dish, made from the adzuki bean, that has been boiled with sugar to create a red bean paste, served on top of a portion of vanilla ice cream; the fruity paste had a dry, almost tannic, after taste which was complimented very well by the sweet and slippery vanilla ice cream

After all this Toshi called for a round of complementary Japanese vodka, on the rocks – amusingly called Vodka Number One

Now I have to admit, the cost of it all is a little hazy to be honest, the sake was $7 a bottle, the Asahi $1:25, the total bill was around US$50, but I am not sure how much of that was booze and how much the food was.

Regardless, the food, not too mention the experience, was very enjoyable and I shall be returning soon, especially as Toshi has just taken delivery of some ‘oily tuna’ from Japan, which according to him is the very best cut of tuna that there is, although at US$60 a kilo I might only be ordering a small portion of it!

The next challenge for our intrepid team of raw fish eaters is to find a restaurant in Phnom Penh that serves either, Ceviche – a Peruvian raw fish dish, or Hoe – a Korean version of sashimi.

Domo arigato gozaimasta Toshi san. Gochisou-sama deshita.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Aruna Press Release


Aruna Technology Ltd Appoints new Business Director

Phnom Penh, Cambodia, May 2006 — Aruna Technology Ltd, South East Asia’s leading GPS, GIS and Remote Sensing business, announced today that Darren Conquest had been appointed as it Cambodia Business Director.

Mr Conquest has extensive experience in senior management and the private sector, with more than 15 years experience in such companies as Sotheby’s Auction House (Europe and Asia).

Since moving to Cambodia Mr Conquest spent several years working as a Management Advisor to the Department of Fisheries (Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries) as well as consulting with various Khmer private sector businesses; such as, Cambodian Information Technology Ltd (CIT) where he advised on the creation of the Cambodian Parliamentary IT Master Plan 2006.

"The appointment of Darren Conquest will allow Aruna to best serve the needs of existing customers and partners and to develop the potential of the Cambodian market for GPS, GIS and Remote Sensing hardware and software," said Jeffrey Himel, Managing Director of Aruna Technology.

About Aruna
Aruna's senior partners and associates have been active professionals in engineering, environment and natural resources management in Cambodia since 1993, working in close collaboration with government agencies and local groups. The company maintains an extensive network of contacts among Cambodian technical personnel capable of delivering services in all aspects of development work, including GIS/RS, engineering, natural resources management, surveying, training programs, institutional strengthening, and project management and monitoring. Aruna Technology Ltd can field such personnel for short and long-term assignments, in the framework of donor-funded and private-sector projects and within turnkey projects.

For additional information on this, or any other GPS, GIS or Remote Sensing subject, please feel free to contact Aruna Technology or visit www.arunatechnology.com

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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

April 2006 in Cambodia


April 2006 in Cambodia

Saturday the 1st
April Fool - and a happy birthday to Paul.

There are several parties being held and organised in Phnom Penh for this evening. I am going to none of them.
By coincidence my Khmer colleagues at the Ministry of Fish have arranged a farewell party for me (despite me still having 2 weeks to go at this point) but they realise that as we approach Khmer New Year, people will start drifting off earlier and earlier; in fact this new year seems to be set to last about 2 weeks

The smoked fish and mango salad – with dried baby prawns, was as good as ever. Unfortunately the boiled pig intestines in semi-fermented fish sauce required only one mouthful for me, before realising that I would be leaving the rest of that dish for my Khmer colleagues to finish off! The whole fried cat-fish was good, the nice thing about fish from the genus panagasius (sp?) is their large bone structure, which means that you can get the flesh off a whole fish quite easily and you are not spitting out bones for the next 10 minutes after taking a mouthful! - okay, no more fish talk, promise! - apart from to mention that the fish, squid, prawn and mushroom soup served at the end of the meal was very, very, good.


Monday the 3rd
Damn Visa !
I received an Email this morning from the VSO office boy reminding me that my Cambodian visa was about to expire, I tried to see if I could get VSO to just renew it for me as they have done over the past couple of years, but as I will no longer be employed through them they are unwilling to do so (fair enough I suppose, grumble, grumble) so this means that I have to get one sorted out myself. Not that it is a complex process, you just hand your passport and a photo over to the proper authorities (or a Visa agent) and pay the fee. How much is the fee? A one year visa is US$250, ouch, guess it will be a lean month after all !


Saturday the 8th
Bye bye Darren
The gang from the Ministry of Fish threw a farewell party for me this evening (see photo above)


Friday, Saturday, and Sunday the 14th 15th 16th
The ‘official’ dates for Khmer New Year…
Also, the official end of my VSO volunteer placement - thank god!


Friday the 14th
Messin’ about on the river
The good ship ‘Hock Sambo’ was hired out for an evening excursion up and down the river by my colleague John, mostly as his sister and her husband are here on holiday.
At 6PM about a dozen of us armed with pizza, spring rolls and cold boxes full of beer set sail round the pointy bit of land which separates the Tonle Sap from the Tonle Mekong and headed north up the mighty Mekong river.
A most enjoyable evening out I must say.

Afterwards we all headed down to the Black and White Bar for a refreshing libation or two and a game of pool – and more of Heng’s homemade spring rolls with sweet chilli dip.

Sunday the 16th Easter Sunday
What do I do with that?
Heng’s mother turned up this evening with a Khmer New Year present for us from Granny up in the provinces. A chicken, not a roast chicken, or a chicken curry or even a ready to bake butterball, but a real live, flapping and squawking chicken – what the hell am I going to do with that ??? Although the cat is eyeing it up in a very funny manner…


Monday the 17th
Chicken Killer?
So after 24 hours I finally asked Heng ‘what the hell are we going to do with that chicken?’
“Eat it” was the obvious reply.
“How?” was my next question.
“You kill it and I will roast it”

I looked at her sideways for a second to see if she was smiling, joking with me.

No, she just had a quizzical look on her face, as if to say ‘why are you even asking such an obvious question?’

Needless to say, the chicken is still roaming free and alive around the place.
The cat now seems scared of it, which leads me to suspect that she tried to take a bite out of it the other night and that the chicken won the fight.
Crazy Khmer kitty.


Wednesday the 19th
Chicken Killer
I get home late from work this evening to the tantalising aroma of roasting chicken.
Peering through the oven door I see a whole chicken roasting in there.
Looking around the kitchen I see no chicken strutting and squawking it stuff, although the cat seems to be hiding under the table as if slightly traumatised?!?

As I wander through to the lounge, I ask
“so where is the chicken?”

“in the oven” comes the answer (in Khmer but I can manage that much)

It seems that Heng’s mum did the deed

Tasty dinner!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Sovann - RIP


This is a photo of me and Sovann (Heng’s Uncle) he is a year older than me, 38.

The reason that I am posting this picture is that he died at 07:00 this morning in Pursat province.

Yesterday evening he just collapsed, unconscious and having trouble breathing, some of his neighbours spotted him laying on the floor and went to help, after trying to wake him up they took him to a clinic in Pursat (laughingly called a clinic if you had seen the rundown shacks that they call health centres and hospitals in rural Cambodia)

The ‘doctors’ were unable to revive him, I was going to pay for a transfer down to Phnom Penh today, where at least you can get access to trained and qualified doctors (provided you pay of course)

Unfortunately, first thing this morning he just stopped breathing.

Nobody seems to have a clue what was wrong with him. All the family headed up North West to Palin this morning, including his wife who was staying with us here in Phnom Penh for a few days seeing the family.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Skype - free 'phone' calls


Have signed myself up with a (free) Skype account

http://www.skype.com/helloagain.html

Username darrenconquest


Will probably buy a headset next week so that I can make free and dirt cheap international calls as well as chat online

Sign up, download and look me up people !

D

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Japanese smart cookie finds niche in Cambodia

SIEM REAP, Cambodia--Two years ago, a savvy Japanese tour guide saw her chance to fill a business niche here.

Sachiko Kojima opened a cookie factory. She was soon supplying foreign tourists from Japan and around the globe with souvenir confections from this northern Cambodia city, the gateway to the Angkor Wat Khmer ruins.

Her "Madam Sachiko" cookies, shaped like the ancient ruins, are now the must-buy souvenir for tourists visiting the city.

Kojima, 33, who grew up in Gunma Prefecture, runs her business with Japanese management finesse. But her company, Khmer Angkor Foods Co., procures all its ingredients from Cambodian suppliers. The factory includes a bakery, sales shop and head office.

She uses locally grown cashew nuts and lotus tea to create unusual cookie flavors. The shop also sells attractively packaged coffee beans and peppers.

When the shop first opened with two employees in April 2004, sales were slow. Today, the shop sells in one day what it used to sell in an entire month. Kojima now employs 24 people.

Kojima first came to Siem Reap in 1999 after answering a want ad for Japanese language teachers. She also began working part-time as a tour guide.

Japanese tourists often asked her where to buy the best souvenirs.

It soon struck her that she could make a tidy profit by producing the kind of tasty souvenirs that tourists love to buy.

In 2003, she came back for a visit to the cookware center in the Kappabashi district of Tokyo's Taito Ward, where she ordered custom-made molds to make cookies shape like the famous Angkor Wat temple.

She buys ingredients at markets in Phnom Penh and other cities. She once traveled by motorbike to the Cambodian countryside to find nut suppliers on plantations.

In the shop and bakery, Kojima follows a Japanese business style. The shop's interior is attractive and inviting. The factory is clean and sanitary. Her employees follow rules similar to workers in Japan: No sitting down and no eating or drinking while on duty in the shop.

Foreigners in Cambodia rarely start businesses outside of travel agencies and restaurants.

Kojima had the choice of starting up as a non-governmental organization (NGO), which would have received tax breaks and other advantages.

However, she was determined to form a privately owned, for-profit company.

"I think the people here need to see examples of basic business ideas, such as how to make a profit and how to pay taxes," she said.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Goodbye my Fishy Friends




It has been emotional. Today is my last day of working at the Ministry of Fish.

I am going to miss a lot of my crazy Khmer colleagues.